Malta / Comics
Stu and Gemma tackle the important Qs at the start of a new Apprentice season, including...
• Who is for wee guys and who is for shaggers?
• Did Alan Sugar understand the movie ET?
• Didn’t Gemma and Stu do a good job of being polite to the people interrupting them as they were recording this in a bar basement?
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